Chistes/jokes

-Mi suegra es un encanto, es lo máximo. Solo tiene un defecto - ¿Cuál? –Respira
- my mother-in-law is a captivation, is the maximum thing. Only it has a fault - which? - he breathes
Mamá, mamá, ¿Qué es robar? -Cállate hijo y sigue corriendo

- my mother-in-law is a captivation, is the maximum thing. Only it has a fault - which?-Respira-Mamá, mom, what is to steal?-Cállate son and it continues running